hey

Pluto is still a planet tho

Well folks, it’s been a pleasure.

sketchiedetails:

sketchiedetails:

sketchiedetails:

The pornbots have increased rapidly

Every time I block a pornbot, 2 more sprout from the stumps

I’m fighting a very obnoxious hydra

@staff

So how’s that algorithm working out?

bayloner:

Guys, before I get deleted… I have a confession to make.

The truth is… I’m not actually a Fl*t Earther. I have been doing this mean thing that’s called trolling. It means that I, um, deceived you for my own amusement. In fact, I think Fl*t Earth theory is kind of… dumb. I know many of you are shocked by this, how could someone like me lie on the internet? But it’s true, I did it because it was I thought it was funny. Well, it isn’t funny anymore. The guilt…it’s just too much.

I cannot continue this lie. Thus I will delete the Fl*tness Prevails discord server and return all the donations I received from @chunkycrow and @sketchiedetails to finance my journey to climb the ice wall(which doesn’t exist) back to them.

I will also cancel all my commissions of Fl*t Earth fanart, notably my request to see it used as a disc to cut the round version of our planet(which is it’s actual shape) in half…as well as the propaganda poster calling for the bullying of people against the Fl*t Earth theory, innocent folk that I wanted to be called “ball obsessed freaks” in said illustration.

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As you may have noticed, I have also started to censor the word “fl*t”, because I feel like I have used it to build myself a shrine of lies on this website.

I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to my aunt, whom I have repeatedly called a “no-good globehead” on this blog.

I’m very very sorry and I hope you can forgive me for manipulating your emotions and feelings about the geometric shape of our Earth. Sumimasen.

Guys, before I get deleted… I have a confession to make.